Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Evan Vance The story behind your forum name: Toon in DAoC Nickname in guild: Wub, Wubster Joined CoT: October 7, 2003 CoT Origin: DAoC, Guinevere, Albion CoT Sponsor: Royal Archers Where do you see yourself in 10 years: At about 22 million rps Any piercings? Needles don’t come near my body if I can help it Most annoying thing is: bad drivers Best thing is : being touched

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Favorite salad dressing: pear vinegar with garlic and other stuff the wife won’t tell me

Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Convicted? Not convicted…

Favorite movie: Shawshank Redemption

If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who would it be? Coin flip between the guy who nearly ran me off the road or the person who invented XXL lycra bike shorts.

Do you like incense? My sister is as far from attractive as ……oh….wait……you mean that smelly stuff. Sure, depends on which one.

Favorite alcoholic drink: Kaluha and cream

Favorite sport to play: body boarding

Favorite quote from a movie: “Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.”

Four words that sum you up: funny, creative, sexy, intuitive

What's something that you wish people would understand? They don’t need a relationship to complete them.

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